EGO - centric

She Said

According to the dictionary, ego is defined as an
exaggerated sense of self-importance, conceit. I
seem to attract men who have more than their fair
share. (Not you, of course, honey). I came along
during a time when many females were taught to pump
up the male ego in order to build his self-confidence
and self-esteem. There were little tidbits of
support that were intended to be subliminal and
ultimately had a positive outcome.

For example, if my significant other nonchalantly
said to an acquaintance, "Let's do lunch", I made
sure he followed up with a phone call. Otherwise,
lunch would have been an empty invitation. Maybe
the answer to protecting the fragile male ego is
to keep quiet during a controversial conversation
and then act responsibly to solve the issue even
if it's at a later date.

Remember the phrase "behind every man stands a
good woman"? Where is the good man who is standing
behind the woman? Oh yes, now I remember...it's
Bill Clinton standing behind Hilary. But we all
know why he has to support her. So here's to your
ego, darling. You are The Man! You have more
charisma than any other male on the universe.
You are a wonderful provider, a top notch fix-it
man, master gardener, excellent chef, terrific
household organizer and most of all, you are my
very best friend.

He Said

Now I think that the whole wide world knows why
I married you. I think most of the world already
knew about my finer qualities, but I don't think
that it hurts for you to remind them occasionally.
I can truly say that this is one of those times
when you and I are in complete agreement.

You see, women do not have egos. Women are born
with beauty, grace, understanding, patience, and
charm (not you, of course, dear). Just kidding.
I do agree that women of distinction are the backbone
of many men. More than likely if the truth be known,
most women are the major reason for men's success.
Not many men would admit it because we are vain.
We think so highly of ourselves that we don't always
stop to think of the reason we reached the point
where we stand.

We don't give you girls enough credit for helping
us reach our highest goals. I am ready to give you
all the credit for making me a great provider, a
top notch fix-it man, a master gardener, an excellent
chef and a terrific organizer. I would like to give
you credit for making me cute, but I have to give
that to my mother and father. I would like to give
you credit for making me more spiritual, but I
have to give that to my church. I would like to
give you credit for making me smart, but I have
to give that to myself for reading and teaching
myself all that I have learned. I would like to
give you credit for making me a good parent, but
I have to give that to my parents from whom I
was taught. I will give you all the credit for
giving me such a high exaggerated sense of
self-importance though because without you beside me,
I would just be another drip in the droplets of
life. Thank you for making me the man I am
today.....your egocentric best friend.